8 definitions by Adolf Trump-Farage
A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Deadsurf: To use a fake social media account and then post that you (real name) have died, in order to see what comments people make (like 'OMG I can't believe it' to 'I'm glad the little sod is dead, I hated him/her since Primary School').
I deadsurfed people from my old school last night, and they are all in tears that I have died according to Facebook! Ha Ha!
I wonder what the jerks I used to work with think of me now? If I deadsurf them, it could be interesting!
I wonder what the jerks I used to work with think of me now? If I deadsurf them, it could be interesting!
by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018
A saying used about small-penised paedophiles
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
by Adolf Trump-Farage August 30, 2018
Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Going to go absolutely mental, could possibly kill simultaneous people one by one without remorse.
Reference to the 1987 Hungerford Massacre
Reference to the 1987 Hungerford Massacre
'if that fucking arsehole doesn't shut his gob, I am going to go Full Hungerford on him!
'It's Monday Morning, the staff are useless - fuck this I'm going Full Hungerford in a second!'
'It's Monday Morning, the staff are useless - fuck this I'm going Full Hungerford in a second!'
by Adolf Trump-Farage August 31, 2018
Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018