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modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

Goodified 

To make good
killed
made dead
fitted for cement over coat
Rastus was goodified in a shoot out with the police

Two youths were goodified in an attempted armed robbery
Goodified by MadMo44mag February 21, 2013

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Mortified 

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Morified 

Being assimilated into the Morissette Amon's universe upon reacting for the first time.
As a reactor you have now been Morified!
Morified by jtate64 March 25, 2021

Mossified 

When an individual becomes overwhelmingly high of the substance marijuana
Yo Lindsay,

Lindsay- ya Alice

Alice - lets get mossified

“Yo I’m mossified”
Mossified by Alibeach April 13, 2019