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Mooda is a fucking fat hoe that likes to hit women and have sex with his sister
Mooda by Tattimaaa45 November 14, 2021
Words you can keep
a word that makes my girlfriend laugh
"mooda"

"HAHDHCHSHFJCJSJCJJSJEJCJXSJCKKCSKFKCMSMFMCMANAJAJSH"
mooda by Owen<33 August 28, 2021
The guy that you meet at work that catches your attention. He's bouncing off the walls with high amounts of energy aint nobody keeping up. He's the "hardest worker in the whole world", a shoulder to cry on, the guy you can always rely on to get the job done; exceeding all expectation. He's sooooo fine even if you're only attracted to a certain look or certain type you cant help but get weak in the knees for Mooda. Mooda has curly beautiful hair that you've never seen on anybody GUARANTEED. Nice ass body but doesnt even work out, just naturally like that, long muscular legs, cut ass jawline with amazing cheekbones. THE cutest smile you will ever see. The cleanest, most hygienic guy ever. Doesnt need gum or mint cause his breath NEVER stinks. Ladies love him cause he's hella strong and lifts you like a piece of paper, if you think you're heavy in anyway shape or form he makes you feel like a tiny girl, fling you over his shoulder, carry you with one arm.. all that. The ultimate babeeee. He's the funniest guy you'll ever meet and even in your older years he'll definitely make you feel like the prettiest girl in the world, still flirt with you, and your best friend before anything else. A guy that will always take care of you no matter what and will do anything to make you happy. He aint no punk so let's get that straight he'll beat you down if you think you can tell him what to do. But to his girl and his family and the few he truly loves, he'll give you the world.
Person1: Who is that guy?
Person2: He's mooda bro
Mooda by Daddy Kandy August 27, 2021

mooda fooka 

A Jamaicans way of saying mother fucker
Yo man this weed is good! Go fuck your self you little white mooda fooka!
mooda fooka by lil jon March 28, 2004

diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!
diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016
The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.
Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.
Modafinil by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.
'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'
Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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