The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.
Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.
by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020
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The most sought after cognitive enhancer ever. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert. And it lifts your mood a little. It's like coffee, but better. Modafinil is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer).
Dude 1: You got some Modafinil?! I need it!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 14, 2020
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allows you to stay focused on whatever you're doing. if you stay on your phone when it kicks in, you will stay on your phone for the whole day without realizing it
jimmy took some modafinil on the toilet and was shitting for 10 hours straight!
by Jchen123456789 February 17, 2020
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The act of sticking a single or multiple baby carrots into an asshole.
Person 1: FUCK!!!!
Person 2: WHAT?!?
Person 1: My mom just modafiniled me!!
Person 2: FUCK! My mom did that to me last week!
by OrganicSlut December 3, 2015
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Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.

Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!
I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022
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