Monzoo

Monzoo (Noun;Person) : a Sprint customer that doesn’t read the contracts nor pays attention when The contract is being explained, but feels they are right about everything . A “Monzoo” can also be a person that doesn’t feel the need to lie but Can sells the hell out of phone cases.

Date of Origin :summer of 2019

Place of origin :Burbank Sprint 0908

This “monzoo“ wants to return the Sprint Drive although it will lower his bill .

Today you are qualified for the iPad with our “Monzoo” Monday deals normally it is a bazillion dollars bit today for you it’s only $25.00 With autopay

This “Monzoo” really believes we lie to our customers, his Commission checks must be really low.

by The bird lady November 20, 2019

Monsoon

A name used for people that have magnetic powers and are philosophers, but you regret hiring.

Monsoon: "You know nothing about memes Sundowner!"

Sundowner: "Fuck you Monsoon, I'm fucking invincible!"

by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022

Mongoosed

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

Draining the mongoose

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023

manzoor

a wonderfull, kind hearted and genually amazing person and extreemly good looking and a good body. maybe a little narcissistic and vain sometimes
very sexy and can also be a demi-god of one of the greeks usually Hephæstus very rarely it can be the roman aspect vulcan,or any other greek/roman god. can be shortened to manny.

he's such a manzoor

by jamesacm November 15, 2010

Moingona Mongoose

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.

Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!

by Neature Guy July 28, 2011

Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011