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Monzo

A defensive maneuver were you bear hug the opponent then headbutt them usually resulting in breaking their nose
Man he is gonna monzo his ass
by Zach82798 November 19, 2021
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Monzo

A rich London twat giving a blow job
Pay for dinner and I'll monzo you
by Monzo king September 27, 2019
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A very white irish man with a huge dick that dangles when he plays hockey.
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monzo stick

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timothy monzo

timothy monzo is a good kid to hang around with
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Mongo

He's been living with Mongos for too long - he's becoming mongolised, talking about farming and wearing lederhosen.
by Gertzxx November 25, 2017
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Botox-Mongol

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
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