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Mongoosed 

The action where one male feels intimidated by the presense of another male while in the company of a female (or potential partner) and puffs his chest out as a form of peacocking.
When I met NayNay at the game, her boy Micah totally Mongoosed me. Like I'm a threat to take NayNay away.
Mongoosed by NewGuy311 May 15, 2010

mongoosed 

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.
I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.
mongoosed by Jill Abell March 29, 2008

mongoosed 

to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes
"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"
mongoosed by kush agrawal March 20, 2005

Draining the mongoose 

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

Moingona Mongoose 

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.
Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man
mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007