Monsoon

A kind lovely friend with a great sense and fashion sense of humor and can be rude but always has your back she is definitely a keeper!!!!

person one : wow that new girl Monsoon is so funny

person two : hey now i want to be a monsoon

by a true freind January 19, 2020

Monsoon

Kind of like a tropical storm but it can happen in colder regions

Oh My Goodness, It A Monsoon Out There

by rossy boy July 10, 2006

monsoon

N. The act of wearing a full suit of scuba gear and goggles while giving a girl a blowjob while she squirts all over you.

Juan: Hey Jeff what did you do last night?
Jeff: My gf made me put on scuba gear and gave me the monsoon of my life!!!!!
Juan: Right on!!!!

by Djqwonsoloman5000 March 12, 2011

monsoon

A step up from a blowjob...A slobbery, seasonal blow of "wind" to the male reproductive organ

Nick's girlfriend gave me a monsoon!

by King of the Burbs March 20, 2007

The Monsoon

Whilst fucking a female, the male removes his penis from inside the woman, and when she turns around in surprise, the male simultaneously vomits and urinates on the woman's face, simulating monsoon type weather and rendering her completely soaked.

"Dude, did hear what Chad did to Jessica last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he gave her the monsoon."
"Knarly bro."

by JardyBoy October 3, 2018

Monsooning

To monsoon

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.

by mattcarey95 May 17, 2011

Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011