Monnell 

A monnell is an 'large aggressive male human.'

Look at the monnell as it lays its eyes upon its prey, about to devour it.

Monnell by JJJ14 May 23, 2013

montell

An awesome man capable of doing great things. Is able to make bed time more fun and is very helpful. Likes BDSM and hardcore he dress with nyan cat underwear and makes every girl crazy. A BEAST FROM THE EAST. A PLAYER WITHOUT A GAME this man would drop the panties off of you.

He is an montell

montell by Mikemyersisqueermanmojamacin September 12, 2013

Shiza Minnelli 

A lethargic expression of dismay.

Andre: Hey I heard that donut prices are going up.

Marco: Shiza Minnelli...

Shiza Minnelli by sabes459 June 6, 2011

Shiza Minnelli 

Def 1. A funny way to describe needing to take a big giant shit.

Def 2. another way to give a cleveland steamer where you take a crap on someones chest then tap dance on it while singing a Liza Minelli song (fan fav for seniors without heart conditions).

I need to rock a Shiza Minnelli" or "it smells like someone Shiza Minelli'd in here" or "I brought back that girl from the bar and gave her a Shiza Minelli

Shiza Minnelli by Duckslayer11 October 10, 2010

liza minnelli 

A woman who drank everyone under the table in Hollywood! Liza could of probably drunk half of Russia under the table with the way she guzzled her booze.

Liza is a bit like her mum Judy Garland, minus the hanging out of Hotel windows threatening to commit suicide.

Liza popped pills like tic-tac's but gave great performances again and again and again!!!

Liza daughter of Judy Garland and film director Vince Minenelli has won an Academy Award, The Tony, The Emmy and The Grammy!!! And that's something pretty special to pull off!

Liza married about four guys, none of them lasted of course, and she never had any kids. O.K her first husband was gay, Peter Allen who died of an AIDS related illness, but apart from that whether it was the exhausting routines, the drugs, the booze, the nights smashed off her face laying in back alley's, she was never able to have any natural children of her own.

"I think that's Liza Minnelli's head smacking against the theatre exit door?" "Somebody go out and give the poor bitch some uppers, she's on in 5 minutes!"

"Wow!" "That was a great performance!" "Yes, and she wasn't even liquered up!"

liza minnelli by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

K.C Mondello 

A groupie back in the day for Stevie Nicks. Has very long hair and sometimes played back up guitar. Grew up in a small town in bedford, Ma. Was a great man and grew up with the amazing Derek O'Rourke is going to be taking over for Hugh Heffner when he passes away. He also grew up with Scott Johnson, the most popular Gigilo who has accumulated over 1,000,000,000 dollars while pimpin it.

Person 1: Hey did you see that amazing Guitarist in the back for Stevie.

Person 2: Nooo man I'm way too trashed dude.

Person 3: Hell yea. He was Gorgeous. I think his Name was K.C mondello

K.C Mondello by D-rok Shakur December 11, 2008

Mongelli Juice 

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

Mongelli Juice by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011