Monkson 

Full name Neilson Wang. He was short and bald and was purchased by a tall guy for $10. He slowly grew his hair back but his height never grew a bit. Monkson is terrible at sports mainly due to his shortness. He was memed and a Google slide was even made about him. Known by everyone as a short and bald kid.

“Your such a Monkson”

“Short like Monkson”
“Bald like Monkson”

Monkson by Monkson July 19, 2023

monson strong 

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.

A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!

monson strong by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013

Drew Monson 

A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.

Doctor: on a scale of one to Drew Monson, how healthy do you think your clit is?
You: Drew Monson!

Drew Monson by rodeojones December 11, 2014

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

Monktonite by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

MenksOnion 

He is the biggest chad ever.
He gets mad p*ssy.
He has a very hot babe girlfriend.

- Do you guys know MenksOnion?
- I that the guy that gets all the babes?
- Yes! MenksOnion is such a chad.

MenksOnion by MenksOnion August 21, 2020

Monsond 

The result of any action that starts great and ends up horribly wrong.

I really had that job interview nailed, until I got monsond.

Monsond by Stanley Casey March 13, 2013

Monson 

The definition of a superior being in ways of Strength, Intelligence, and able to adapt and overcome all odds.

That kid survived being stranded for 5 years on a island he must of monsoned it.

Did you see that man pull off that feat?! He's a fucking Monson!

Monson by Lcpl Type March 10, 2009