Monkson

Full name Neilson Wang. He was short and bald and was purchased by a tall guy for $10. He slowly grew his hair back but his height never grew a bit. Monkson is terrible at sports mainly due to his shortness. He was memed and a Google slide was even made about him. Known by everyone as a short and bald kid.

“Your such a Monkson”

“Short like Monkson”
“Bald like Monkson”

by Monkson July 19, 2023

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monson strong

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.

A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!

by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013

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Drew Monson

A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.

Doctor: on a scale of one to Drew Monson, how healthy do you think your clit is?
You: Drew Monson!

by rodeojones December 11, 2014

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Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

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