A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.
Doctor: on a scale of one to Drew Monson, how healthy do you think your clit is?
You: Drew Monson!
by rodeojones December 10, 2014
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