Time4SumAksion's definitions

Vay-kay

Short for "vacation."

Yes, just three more days until Vay-kay!! F*ckin' alright!

by Time4SumAksion December 28, 2005

Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.

Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.

by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006

Undergotchies

Underwear.

See also: Gitch

Dang, Tammy left her undergotchies in my washroom - and my girlfriend found them...!

by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005

Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.

Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

by Time4SumAksion September 22, 2005

Buttertown

Buttertown is the gay district in any major city. In Toronto, Buttertown is at the intersection of Church & Wellesley, and runs a couple blocks North on Church St.

We walked through Buttertown Saturday night, just for the hell of it. We tricked Stan into going to the "Unity Barn," where he was promptly hit on by by 3 flaming homosexuals.

by Time4SumAksion March 7, 2005

Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005