43 definitions by Time4SumAksion

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I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion February 22, 2005
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The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.
by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004
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A term used to describe the "gayer" of two faggots involved in homosexual intercourse. Some argue that the receiver (catcher) is most gay, while others side with the giver (pitcher.)

A definitive answer has yet to be determined.
George: I’m not going to say it again, god damn it - the one taking it is more gay!
Sam: George, you’re wrong. The guy performing the act is gayer.

James: But what if you’re lying in a ditch, and someone comes up from behind you…
by Time4SumAksion May 11, 2005
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A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.
I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.
by Time4SumAksion September 06, 2005
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A male homosexual who plays the role of the pitcher during anal sex.
Richie enjoys the feeling of gerbals tickling his rectum. Spencer, his partner, likes to f*ck that rectum. He's a gerbal chaser.
by Time4SumAksion June 06, 2005
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A cold treat akin to a popsicle. Freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. They come in many sizes, such as "jumbo," and the most popular brand in Canada bear(ed) the Mr. Freeze (pronounced "Free-zee") label.

Often, the best part about eating a Freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you'd finished eating the frozen part.
You could get a jumbo Freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when I was a kid.
by Time4SumAksion October 06, 2005
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