Monsond

The result of any action that starts great and ends up horribly wrong.

I really had that job interview nailed, until I got monsond.

by Stanley Casey March 13, 2013

monson strong

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.

A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!

by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013

Drew Monson

A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.

Doctor: on a scale of one to Drew Monson, how healthy do you think your clit is?
You: Drew Monson!

by rodeojones December 11, 2014

Monsodo

When a man has pubic hair that is longer then his penis is.

That man I took home from the club last night had monsodo cock so I laughed at him and made him leave.

by snatchhatch November 9, 2013

Monson

The definition of a superior being in ways of Strength, Intelligence, and able to adapt and overcome all odds.

That kid survived being stranded for 5 years on a island he must of monsoned it.

Did you see that man pull off that feat?! He's a fucking Monson!

by Lcpl Type March 10, 2009

Dirty Monson

Using a sword to pressure someone into receiving anal penetration.

She got the dirty monson last night.

by getonthescene December 29, 2005

Monson

Monson is a hillbilly town in MA surrounded by all the rich white trash towns that acctually have football teams. All the people are heroin addicts lookin to steal your tractor and ride it back to the farm. The high school has around 300 Hillbillies in training attending to go to a community collage to end right back up in the landfill they call a home. All they do is play soccer and talk about Minnechaug which is highshool they all wish the went to

Ugh look at his outfit he looks like he walk right outta monson!

by Amanda Goddess December 3, 2017