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Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.
Monktonite by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004
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monotonize 

Adults can monotonize any activity.
monotonize by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005
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Monotonized 

To make everything the same all the time, with no chance of fun or spontaneity in whatever it is you are doing. Boring and never changing.
Man this class is so monotonized i always feel like I'm gonna fall asleep!
Monotonized by mersons April 10, 2010