Monkton 

the mucus secreted by the anal glands to help lubricate fecies.

U stink like monkton!

Monkton by Fat Ass Biatch May 19, 2003

Monkton 

To be pretentious,small and crushable.Suffering from little man syndrome.
similar to the small guy from sponge bob square pants.
PLANKTON,but also incorporating Monkfish.
Because Monkfish is what we want.Being a Drongo is what makes us want Monkfish.
Also Monk...to be a holy silent man in brown robes but still plankton.

Hey look,it's MONKTON Banker!

Monkton by Chefting October 4, 2010

Monkton 

Da famous largest town in New Brunswick dat is home to a majority of Canada's Catholic brothers.

If you're looking for lots of pleasant French female companionship, Monkton might not be da best place to seek it out; better to travel instead to other areas in Canada where nuns are more numerous.

Monkton by QuacksO March 8, 2019

Monotone Walk 

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.

‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’

Monotone Walk by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Monotone meat bag 

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

Monotone meat bag by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

monotone face 

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

monotone face by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Lil' Monotonous 

A rapper created by Bob Costas while playing the piano for Jimmy Fallon on the Winter Olympics post-game show. Jimmy was writing his weekly thank you notes and Bob, who was playing the piano, stated that his playing was "A little monotonous." ... He is not to be confused with Lil' Wayne, Lil' Bow Wow, or Lil' Romeo.

Jimmy- Thats some nice playing Bob

Bob- Thank you... Its a little monotonous.

Jimmy- ..... By the way He's gonna be on the show next week... He's a great rapper.

Bob- oh he's gonna be on the show, along with Lil' Wayne?

Jimmy- Yep with Lil' Wayne... Lil' Monotonous

Lil' Monotonous by rhrules6 March 2, 2010