Monklover 

People, normally named Jason, who regularly had their heads put down the toilet in school.

This would happen due to the fact they thought they were flashy, but were actually twats

Pronounced Mung-clover rather than monk-lover, unless of course he’s gay and has slept with a monk

Look at that prick, he’s a right Jason Monklover

Monklover by Gerhard burger July 1, 2018

mankover 

When ambiguous and non-attractive folk go from manky looking to nice looking.

Note: use of hairspray a key elelment to the makover.

'She had a mankover recently and looked good-age'

mankover by bay17 August 17, 2009

Mongover 

A hangover-like state of being resultant from a heavy night of marijuana smoking. A morning after mong leaving one feeling tired, lethargic and generally unmotivated for anything other than a wake-and-bake, which usually results in a relapse from mongover to monged.

"Christ Barry, we smoked too much last night. I've got such a mongover I slept through my alarm and forgot which bus to take to work."

Mongover by Gith March 31, 2006

MoeClover 

A man who is physically incapable of missing.

Wow! He’s almost a valid as “MoeClover”.

MoeClover by ShareShareShare February 19, 2021

manlover 

a term used to describe a man who loves another man.
also used to describe one man's lover.

sheila: i think im going to ask greg to the sadie-hawkins.
cindy: i wouldn't do that. he's a manlover.

britanny: oh, there's bob, with his manlover george.

manlover by sk000oba October 5, 2007

Monoversationlist 

When someone calls you up to see how you are doing and all they do is talk about themselves; you can't get a word in edgewise.

The "conversation" is all about them.

Dara Torres is a monoversationlist, she only wants to talk about herself.

Monoversationlist by Brooklyn63 November 10, 2009

monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

monoversation by John W Phillips September 23, 2006