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Mongover 

A hangover-like state of being resultant from a heavy night of marijuana smoking. A morning after mong leaving one feeling tired, lethargic and generally unmotivated for anything other than a wake-and-bake, which usually results in a relapse from mongover to monged.
"Christ Barry, we smoked too much last night. I've got such a mongover I slept through my alarm and forgot which bus to take to work."
Mongover by Gith March 31, 2006
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turd mongoler 

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

mongojerry 

Every summer we have to go visit my mongojerry cousins in Kansas
mongojerry by sheila in the car November 1, 2008

cock mongoler 

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.
1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"

Monoversationlist 

When someone calls you up to see how you are doing and all they do is talk about themselves; you can't get a word in edgewise.

The "conversation" is all about them.
Dara Torres is a monoversationlist, she only wants to talk about herself.
Monoversationlist by Brooklyn63 November 10, 2009
"I don't know why I feel so out of it! I didn't even drink last night - I just smoked weed!"
"Dude, you've got a mangover. Chill on the weed."
mangover by K3nz1tr0n February 22, 2014

mungover 

after drinking/eating a extreme amount of mung, the user then feels a headache and slight fever.

(mungovers only happen when the woman died within a few hours after sex)
-Dude what happened, you didnt get up til, like, twelve?

-I was sick dude, there must have been alot of semen in that Bitch before I drank her mung. I think I have a mungover.

-Ha HA, dipshit!
mungover by GaMeRrEmAg June 7, 2007