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manlover 

male or female that presents him or herself as a pseudo-intellectual with a very busy and productive daily routine, but in reality spends most of his or her abundant free time consuming alcohol with inadequate interlocutors
Man, that girl told me she was busy and couldn't see me on Tuesday and yet when I checked her story she had been drinking and dancing on the tables till 7 a.m. What a fucking manlover .
manlover by Hasan Mastadon August 25, 2022
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manluver 

a gangly or short and stocky youth (usually male) that obsessively stalks or "creeps" on helpless females. Not to be confused with nerds or geeks, these manluvers are a race all their own. Driven by the desire to rape their victims, these mammals are prone to blurting out strange phrases or inhuman noises. Manluvers often are marked by their symbolic plaid jackets. Don't get too close to a manluver, or he will think you are interested and follow you home. Everyday.

(Also, don't make the mistake of thinking manluvers are interested in men. Quite the contrary, their obsession with teenage girls is verging on an epidemic)
Sally: "That boy has friggin scary lips, man! They're collasol! And look at that neck beard, what's wrong with him?!"

Friend: "Oh, he's just a manluver! Don't get too close or he'll put coke in your coke!"
manluver by Selena Roberts November 29, 2011

manloser 

The opposite of a girlboss. a man who lacks confidence, security, a social life, and a sex life. Manlosers are sensitive and needy, they have very little friends and cling to those friends like they’re the last person on the fucking planet. They usually spend their time in the room on their computer, and being horny as shit, because these men have no sex life.
person 1 :“you know that joshua guy right? he and i are friends”
person 2 : “duude dont be friends with that manloser he is such a fucking pussy
manloser by manloserjoshua September 8, 2021

mankover 

When ambiguous and non-attractive folk go from manky looking to nice looking.

Note: use of hairspray a key elelment to the makover.
'She had a mankover recently and looked good-age'
mankover by bay17 August 17, 2009
Josh: "So what are you up to this weekend?"

Ben: "ehh...ill probably hang with some old friends and maybe have a manover."
Manover by Egrunty3 January 27, 2009
a manover is a sleepover involving only men (and in some cases boys) in which only videogames are played late at night, if not all night; can be similar to an all-nighter.
John: hey man, you going to Bill's manover?
Joe: yeah man, im going to own you guys all night at Halo!
manover by Blaketpt22 July 20, 2008