mocklove 

A noun referring to a rare behaviour entertained by a minority subculture of men who have sex with men where, in a role-play context two people engage in coitus whilst verbally expressing their mutual desires for deep intimacy and connection to each other in the moment, casually. This involves using language that is usually reserved for expressing long term commitment and tenderness along with varying degrees of profanity. This behavior appears to derive intense sexual pleasure from the act of mocking real intimate lovemaking, as it violates a cultural taboo.

Hey bro! Are you still keen to join us in our mocklove marathon weekend? It's gonna be sleazy and intimate AF! Can't wait! Hope to see you there!

mocklove by TheZooofRekt April 11, 2021

Monklover 

People, normally named Jason, who regularly had their heads put down the toilet in school.

This would happen due to the fact they thought they were flashy, but were actually twats

Pronounced Mung-clover rather than monk-lover, unless of course he’s gay and has slept with a monk

Look at that prick, he’s a right Jason Monklover

Monklover by Gerhard burger July 1, 2018

mockloving 

Engaging in "mocklove". A type of intentional self-imposed psychological/mental compartmentalization of the act of lovemaking. Usually popular amongst certain subcultures of men who have sex with men.

Bro! I really enjoyed mockloving you last weekend! Like, you don't understand dude! I still get turned on just thinking about it! We should definitely hookup again some time! Fucking love you man! Take care buddy.

mockloving by TheZooofRekt April 11, 2021