mocklove 

A noun referring to a rare behaviour entertained by a minority subculture of men who have sex with men where, in a role-play context two people engage in coitus whilst verbally expressing their mutual desires for deep intimacy and connection to each other in the moment, casually. This involves using language that is usually reserved for expressing long term commitment and tenderness along with varying degrees of profanity. This behavior appears to derive intense sexual pleasure from the act of mocking real intimate lovemaking, as it violates a cultural taboo.

Hey bro! Are you still keen to join us in our mocklove marathon weekend? It's gonna be sleazy and intimate AF! Can't wait! Hope to see you there!

mocklove by TheZooofRekt April 11, 2021

Monklover 

People, normally named Jason, who regularly had their heads put down the toilet in school.

This would happen due to the fact they thought they were flashy, but were actually twats

Pronounced Mung-clover rather than monk-lover, unless of course he’s gay and has slept with a monk

Look at that prick, he’s a right Jason Monklover

Monklover by Gerhard burger July 1, 2018

mockloving 

Engaging in "mocklove". A type of intentional self-imposed psychological/mental compartmentalization of the act of lovemaking. Usually popular amongst certain subcultures of men who have sex with men.

Bro! I really enjoyed mockloving you last weekend! Like, you don't understand dude! I still get turned on just thinking about it! We should definitely hookup again some time! Fucking love you man! Take care buddy.

mockloving by TheZooofRekt April 11, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016