monkeypenis

a ditty with round properties. like an orange song.
tune unkown.

monkeypenis, penis monkey!

by pretzel February 2, 2005

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

monkeypenguin

somebody that is a cheeky mischievous monkey but is also a penguin that you've bonded with for life, because you're also a monkeypenguin..

You're my little monkeypenguin..

louise and Robin are such monkeypenguins!

by thelordofthepenguinmonkeys September 16, 2012

monkeypenisitis

an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina

BiBis was shocked when he was diagnosed with monkeypenisitis

by BiBis December 19, 2012