monkeytime 

The period of time wherein one behaves in primate-like behavior. Typical of male homosapiens, monkeytime behavior includes excessive gestures of attraction towards the opposite sex, spontaneous masturbation, and occassional aggressive behavior towards other males.

"Dude, he's hitting on the girl who's helping him pick out a gift for his girlfriend!! Ha ha ha, MONKEYTIME! EIEIEIEIEIEIEIeeeeeeeeeeeIeIeIeIeIe"

monkeytime by Monkeymatic May 26, 2005

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

monkey time 

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior

Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

monkey time by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

Monkey Time 

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.

"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".

Monkey Time by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017

Monkeydome 

A semi-fictional place where almost anything can happen and usually does. Derives from the titles of the novel, Welcome to the Monkey House, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. and the feature film Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome. Word coined by Mike Watson c. April, 2009

Mike Watson is the mayor of Monkeydome, a place where high art is discussed one moment and people are disgusted the next.

Monkeydome by Polymathink February 4, 2010

monkeytits 

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

monkeytits by Chimay January 15, 2004

monkeytype 

monkeytype is a typing webiste with lots of settings and customization.

I have been practicing my typing on monkeytype for the past year!

monkeytype by g598 May 2, 2022