Monkey rot 

When a mixture of sweat, shit & friction come together between the arse cheeks causing chaffing and ultimately a sore ring piece

Oh no ive got monkey rot I'm going to have to have a courtesy wipe

Monkey rot by Mozza82 November 14, 2017

monkey rotation

When you get fucked by the order of shit. Typically when smoking if get stuck sucking on a nasty roach, or you get the end of a sweet pack bol pack. Could be in sports or popcorn reading.

PP: Shit Pat you just got the monkey rotation don't hate on me for it.

Evan: Yea that hit had skank written all over it...Nmph!

monkey rotation by KillACommyForMommy April 15, 2005

monkeyrooster 

The male equivalent of a siren. A monkeyrooster has all of the best qualities that a woman looks for in a partner. To be called a monkeyrooster is to be paid the highest of compliments

You might be a little hasty but by god you're gorgeous, infact I'd even go so far as to call you a monkeyrooster

monkeyrooster by rudegirl April 21, 2004

monkeysotch 

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.

Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

monkeysotch by Steelheaddefinitions July 4, 2020

monkeyrooster 

My bitch.

Get out the KY you dirty little skank monkeyrooster.

monkeyrooster by Jungle April 21, 2004

monkeyrooster 

someone who is fool hardy and acts without thinking

I'm not marrying her, I've only known her two weeks and I aint no monkeyrooster

monkeyrooster by J2R April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster 

an impulsive creature with many same sex admirers.
Mating ritual of the admirer is to imitate the monkeyrooster, until the mammal is weak and easily intruded.

<monkeyr00ster> i hate you
<monkeyrooster> *rolls over and presents*

monkeyrooster by Chillinmink April 20, 2004