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monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff
Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!
by The Ruffio February 16, 2007
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Monkeydonia

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.
we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube
by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008
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monkeybate

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."
by Ultbator August 19, 2019
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monkeyet

Monkeyet = girl monkey....
You are a monkeyet...
by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017
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Monkeybunked

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"
Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!
by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020
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monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
by karteler July 19, 2014
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monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites
"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".
by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005
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