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monkeyswitch 

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl
Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."
monkeyswitch by cms November 11, 2004

monkeybosch 

An exclamation of joy or satisfaction. Alternative spelling 'monkeybosch'
'arf an ounce for firty quid, monkeybosch!
monkeybosch by Peter Smith October 19, 2003

monkeypatching 

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature
dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself
monkeypatching by ナニカ August 28, 2023

monkeysnatch 

anyone that tries to grab your ass when you are in a limo
"Get the fuck in the back of the limo or I am going to bash your head into the sidewalk, you monkeysnatch."

monkeyschlong 

An exceptionally long and hairy(like your mother), usually found on a god of a higher being.
"Fortnite Galactus has an gargantuan monkeyschlong"

monkeytorch 

A bad smell that makes you want to leave the room once it violates your nostrils
Bro: hey man did you rip ass in here
Bro 2: nah dawg this shit smells like MonkeyTorch
monkeytorch by Danky_m3m3_zone February 28, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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