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Box Monkey 

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
Box Monkey by Kittylace August 28, 2008

Box-Monkey 

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.
friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .
Box-Monkey by charles97012 March 20, 2011

money box 

so 'e put 'is wanger in me money box 'n didn't even pay me tupence."
money box by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

slug in a money box 

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.
"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"
slug in a money box by Bixadon December 15, 2017

Monkey Boxing

The act of indulging in woman-on-woman intercourse
Those two girls were kissing, and monkey boxing
Monkey Boxing by Char McFloure June 23, 2026

Money box 

A box at a party, event or gathering; were the guests put money in if they would like to do so, as a gift.
Hey, theres going to be a money box at my party if you want to put some money in it.
Money box by Ozzie Martinez June 9, 2018