Monkey Box

A pipe made out of house-hold items.

I made a monkey box out of a soda bottle and some gum.

by P Dittle October 09, 2005

Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."

by Kittylace August 28, 2008

Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

by charles97012 March 20, 2011