Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.
1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."
by wugugugug May 24, 2022
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the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.
Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.
by thirdwave June 10, 2003
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The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.
The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.
by Mellon Collie May 23, 2022
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(N.) The 2003 Anthrax. Said to be gotten by touching diseased prarie dogs, HENCE THE NAME!
So far, now theres Chicken Pox, Cow Pox, ( and the fictious Cow & Chicken Pox ) Small Pox, Big Pox, Pig Pox and now Monkey Pox. How about for next year, we get back on the farm animals theme and go to Rooster Pox?
by G-Union June 24, 2003
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Something you get in the Midwest from touching your own prairie dog a lot. A disease with rashes and stuff...
She got all like Monkeypox on him.
by Cori June 9, 2003
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Similar to Sars, but only cowboys, KKK, and so-called gungho GI gets it by rubbing their pairrie dog's private part everynite.
Cowboy Bush and KKK Whitey is acting like monkeys after getting monkeypox from rubbing their dog's genital every morning and twice at night.
by monkey lover June 20, 2003
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A disease spread by unhygienic and over sexualized homosexual men. It is curse of God against the immortal of the gays
Little Timmy went to school today and came back with monkeypox from his gay teacher. The gay diseases is all over little Timmy's anus and mouth now. The teacher was just let out for sexual assault on bail reform.
by Factzteller August 14, 2022
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