Monet Shot
1. After boning Teresa, I gave her a monet shot.
2. The best part of having sex with a monet is the monet shot.
2. The best part of having sex with a monet is the monet shot.
Monet Shot by Ol Dirty B January 19, 2009
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360 Money Shot
The act of fornicating with a condom on, ejaculating, and then proceeding to wave the open-ended condom around in a helicopter motion producing a "money shot" on anyone and/or anything in the room
"Dude, how was that girl the other night?"
"Man it was awesome! Her roomates walked in right before I went and then I did the 360 money shot to punish them for interrupting me. It got all over them and on one of their dogs!"
"Man, that sounds like one great night."
"Man it was awesome! Her roomates walked in right before I went and then I did the 360 money shot to punish them for interrupting me. It got all over them and on one of their dogs!"
"Man, that sounds like one great night."
360 Money Shot by RosiePalm69 March 4, 2015
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money shot Yaffee by Yaffee May 6, 2005
money shot
To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye
money shot by Matt August 14, 2003
money shot
External male ejaculation in a pornographic film onto his parnter's body. The term comes from earlier days of pornography in which sex acts were often simulated, and this showed that it was not. It was referred to as the money shot, because customers were willing to pay a higher price for actual than simulated sex.
money shot by wfaulk October 2, 2005
monopoly money shot
A variety of "money shot" describing the prodigious streams of semen-like fluid pumping from the faux penises in the "freaks of cock" genre of pornographic videos, which feature men adorned with impossibly large and invariably fake appendages.
Also applies to the visual artifacts of a male orgasm where the man's sexual organs have been surgically altered or otherwise augmented out of medical necessity or as a result of sexual reassignment.
Also applies to the visual artifacts of a male orgasm where the man's sexual organs have been surgically altered or otherwise augmented out of medical necessity or as a result of sexual reassignment.
Holy crap did you see the monopoly money shots in that porno vid? There musta' been a quart of jizz shooting outta that thing each time!
monopoly money shot by Rectaltronics January 11, 2009
Musical money shot
When you are dj'ng in the precense of haters or others trying to pull you down, and rather than lower your standards, you proceed to throw down some of the hottest positive vibes/energy tracks just bam bam bam.
"Hey dj H, I get sick of the "special" clique turning this place into a shithole with their bitchmade negative vibe..."
"Kiwi, maan, don't even worry about those haters, hit'em with a nice musical money shot and roll on.."
"Kiwi, maan, don't even worry about those haters, hit'em with a nice musical money shot and roll on.."
Musical money shot by UpallNite March 3, 2021
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