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Monero (XMR) is a private and untraceable cryptocurrency that keeps money confidential. Contrary to many cryptocurrency projects, it's actually grassroots, developed as a decentralized open source software, and dedicated to privacy & freedom.
See also SHUM.
- Did you hear the twitter hackers got caught by following their Bitcoin transactions?
- Haha, so dumb, they should have asked for Monero!
Monero by 01111010 August 3, 2020
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A game producer who incorporates an interesting form of storytelling into his games. Also known as "deep sea prisoner". He also has multiple comics though these clearly aren't as popular as the games.

"Ice Scream" is a comic by mogeko.

"Wadanohara and The Great Blue Sea" is a pixel rpg by mogeko.
Friend: Are you crying....?

Friend 2: Yes because of the stupid ending I got in the game.

Friend: Oh, are you playing a mogeko game?? Those things oughtta say "thank you for suffering through another one of our endings".
mogeko by loud clapping October 21, 2015

monetosexual 

Someone who would much rather grind for money than have a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.
Person A: Man shit, why don't you get yourself some pussy.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.
monetosexual by fatheradem December 18, 2018
The oh so wonderful relationship between Cory Monteith and Jenna Ushkowitz. Very few people actually ship this but that only means there's more room for those that do to join in on the big Monkowitz orgy that will occur once they come out with their love!
Girl: Did you see Cory and Jenna dancing in the background of River Deep Mountain High on the Glee Live Tour?!

Me: I smell some Monkowitz gifs coming on!
Monkowitz by helloiloveyou22 January 1, 2012

Monetocracy 

1.) A form of government in which the political and sociological driving force is material wealth. It is easily characterized by the way with which monetary donations are able to lubricate political ascension. Prevalent during the lifetime of Martin Luther.
2.) An adjective describing an already established form of government.
3.) An absolutely fabricated term coming from the depraved mind of Professor John Ott.
1.)
Max--"The levels of simony that were prevalent during the reign of the 'Renaissance Popes’ is indicative of a highly intricate monetocracy which closely resembles that of Thailand in structure and form of rule!"
Craig--"You're a nerd..."

2.)
Max--"We really need to vote Nader in before we fully metamorphosize into a monetocratic republic!"
Craig--"We're not friends anymore."

3.)
Craig--"I'm pretty sure Ott just used his depraved mind to fabricate that word homey"
Max--"You're a douche..."
Monetocracy by C-Raig May 14, 2008

Iwasaki Mineko 

The most famous geiko in all of Japan. She was raised to be the atotori. She had the most publicity, and the most customers. Her yearly salary broke a record for all the maiko and geiko. Young maiko today call her legend. Mineko-san retired when she was only 29, a shock to everyone around her. She is also know as the geisha, Memoirs of a Geisha is based on. But, Arthur Golden cruelly twisted her story. So, Mineko-san wrote her own memoir, Geisha a Life, also know as Geisha of Gion. Mineko-san lives with her artist husband in a Kyoto suburb, and the two have one adult daughter.
Iwasaki Mineko danced many years ago before Prince Charles.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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