monek

Used to describe someone who is rich, successful, funny, and sexy.

You’re a fucking monek

by Monke.irony forty four August 20, 2021

Monek

Have you ever heard of monek kid? That’s what I thought. You useless piece of shit, not knowing monek basically explains your trash sense of humor, but ou should go and follow him on Instagram (@monkey_irony) and maybe you’ll finally start to be a bit funny.

Umm yes, I do follow monek, how did you know? Is it because I’m extremely funny and I get lots of girls??

by Monke.irony forty four November 21, 2021

Money Hoe

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.

Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.

by Food With Monica January 29, 2023

dark money

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.

The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.

by quesondriac January 20, 2014

Big Money Salvia

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.

Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!

by supercoodoo June 11, 2018

Back up that money truck!

Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.

1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!

2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 15, 2023

that wasn't very cash money of you

the phrase is used when someone just pulled a dick move. being cash money means being cool and chill, so not being cash money implies the person is being a huge ass, or just fucked up.

yo, did you just throw my beer? that wasn't very cash money of you
hey man that wasn't very cash money of you

by nago giovanna December 18, 2015