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The oh so wonderful relationship between Cory Monteith and Jenna Ushkowitz. Very few people actually ship this but that only means there's more room for those that do to join in on the big Monkowitz orgy that will occur once they come out with their love!
Girl: Did you see Cory and Jenna dancing in the background of River Deep Mountain High on the Glee Live Tour?!

Me: I smell some Monkowitz gifs coming on!
Monkowitz by helloiloveyou22 January 1, 2012
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markowitz 

watch yourself, here's that markowitz
markowitz by Knaw-ledge December 22, 2007

moskowitz 

1. When a player rolls 1-2-3 in C-Low, and automatically loses
2. The worst possible outcome of a given situation
I not playing with those wooden dice because they make me roll a moskowitz every time.
moskowitz by glenn hayes September 9, 2003

Eli Moskowitz 

Eli Moskowitz aka Hawk. A character played by Jacob Bertrand on the YouTube red/Netflix series Cobra Kai.

Moskowitz gets bullied for his cleft lip and meets a boy named Miguel who inspired him to learn karate and then he joins cobra kai. Moskowitz's Sensi bullies him about his cleft lip and tells him to do something about it. He flips the script and becomes who we know him now by the name "Hawk".

Hawk who was formerly Eli gets overconfident and becomes a bully and beats people up if they are against Cobra Kai.
person on announcing the names at tournament: next up is HAWK!.

Demetri: it's Eli. ELI MOSKOWITZ.
Eli Moskowitz by Anonomous4002 September 24, 2020

Rachel Leah Moskovitz

A generaly bouncy curly little potato
Rachel Leah Moskovitz is jumping on rocks. again.
Rachel Leah Moskovitz by God1014 February 3, 2010

Molly Moskowitz 

Beautiful Queen, big bootie, cute hair, smexy face. Just help me she is so fucking cute.
Molly Moskowitz is a fucking queen bee.

Jared Moskowitz 

Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared
“Jared Moskowitz is bodybuilding herb”
Jared Moskowitz by Lovelove3412 February 14, 2023
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