fatheradem's definitions

Beetle

The mid-way between a full joint and a roach.

Person 1: Ayo, ash this roach bruh...
Person 2: Nah bruh that ain’t a roach that’s a beetle!

by fatheradem December 29, 2019

monetosexual

Someone who would much rather grind for money than have a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.

Person A: Man shit, why don't you get yourself some pussy.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.

by fatheradem December 18, 2018

Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019