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Teen Mommage 

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.
That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.
Teen Mommage by Jbabyj September 2, 2016
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mommabear 

a wonderful mother who is protective, but in a good way. she acts like a mother bear in all senses of the word; caring, protective, helpful, loving, powerful, strong, a refuge of sorts.
my mother has been acting alot like a mommabear lately, it's a nice change!
mommabear by hoffmannnnnn January 10, 2010
A roommate who acts like your mom by tucking you into bed when you're drunk, making you dinner, bringing you medicine when you're sick, and of course picking you up and dropping you off at parties, friend's houses, school, etc.
Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.

Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!

Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
Mommate by 313vagina March 1, 2009
a parent who pushes their child or children into show business at the risk of their mental and physical health and without any regard to their social development or privacy, e.g. Kris Jenner, Rose Hovick, June "Mama June" Shannon
Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has filed documents to trademark the word “momager.”
momager by Doc Arkham May 28, 2015

Momageddon 

an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.
It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.
Momageddon by nuttin2say September 2, 2011
A manager that is your mom
In Kim Kardashians new app, she randomly says "you could get a momager!"
Momager by TheMakerOfWords August 3, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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