Mommage

The art of pwning someone's mom

"Dude your Mommage"

by Skankinpunker December 3, 2009

Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.

That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.

by Jbabyj September 2, 2016

mommabear

a wonderful mother who is protective, but in a good way. she acts like a mother bear in all senses of the word; caring, protective, helpful, loving, powerful, strong, a refuge of sorts.

my mother has been acting alot like a mommabear lately, it's a nice change!

by hoffmannnnnn January 10, 2010

Mommate

A roommate who acts like your mom by tucking you into bed when you're drunk, making you dinner, bringing you medicine when you're sick, and of course picking you up and dropping you off at parties, friend's houses, school, etc.

Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.

Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!

Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.

by 313vagina March 1, 2009

momager

a parent who pushes their child or children into show business at the risk of their mental and physical health and without any regard to their social development or privacy, e.g. Kris Jenner, Rose Hovick, June "Mama June" Shannon

Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has filed documents to trademark the word “momager.”

by Doc Arkham May 28, 2015

Momageddon

an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.

It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.

by nuttin2say September 2, 2011

Momager

A manager that is your mom

In Kim Kardashians new app, she randomly says "you could get a momager!"

by TheMakerOfWords August 3, 2014