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A threesome consisting of one male and two postpartum females
Chad had intercourse with both of our mothers last night during the momage.
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A threesome in which at least two members are postpartum females.
Chad banged both our moms last night at the momage.
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mmaged= mma + engaged

adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.

great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
male 1:dude, jeff got choked out and woke up with a cauliflower ear and shit in his pants

male 2: no way, what happened?

Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?

male 2: yeah.

male 1: well she got mmaged.

male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.

male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!

girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
mmaged by jrcuteeingoff November 29, 2010
1) To be completely taken for all your money in a mobile game in attempts to advance your character past free player status.

2) to be given very dry, very unwelcome surprise buttsex with no reacharound.
Dude, dont download rage of bahamut! You are gonna get totally mobaged!
Mobaged by N8dog640 August 1, 2014
The act of repeatedly being screwed over by the promise and seldom reward of high value rewards for purchase.
Joe - "They kicked me in the balls and stole my wallet"

Jason - "Sounds like you've been Mobaged Joe"
mobaged by Mobash March 27, 2014
(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)
Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk
Moagerd by Gr8 November 7, 2010
mobagē (モバゲー)

Japanese term for mobile games combining foreigm words moba for mobile and ge for game. "ge" is used in terms such as eroge (erotic game) or galge (gal/girl games) for the same reasons.

Mobile games vary in quality and those usually referred to as mobage many utilize a gacha system with anime stylized art.
Azur Lane is a great mobage.

Have you played Girls Frontline? It's a free mobage.

What mobages have you played?
Mobage by Empiur January 1, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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