The yak 'n stay back is the act of vomitting before the bar because you are far too drunk. However, not to be mistaken with the "puke 'n go", the yak 'n stay back involves never making it anywhere. Followers of the yak 'n stay back are left home alone in the bathroom/bed/floor/pool of vomit, and left to fend for themselves, as no one wants to take care of that. Friends of the yakker have a good time without him/her because he/she really isn't all that fun anyways.
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Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
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Get the The Gorilla mug.The puke 'n go is the act of vomitting before going to the bar. The puke 'n go is ususally kept secret and revealed the next morning when retelling the events of the previous night. However it may also be shared directly after to induce a very entertaining few minutes of laughter and ridicule. This choice is left to the discretion of said puke 'n goer. The puke 'n go is similar to "the yak 'n stay back", however the former actually involves making it to the bar, whereas the latter is for pitiful individuals who stay at home. Followers of the puke 'n go are very determined to have a good time. They are looked up to, as they do not let putrid and disgusting bodily functions get in the way of having fun.
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*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.
*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.
*Becki is sitting on the couch texting her man after a drunken night*
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!
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Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.
Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!
Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!
Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
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