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Momageddon 

an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.
It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.
Momageddon by nuttin2say September 2, 2011
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-mageddon 

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-mageddon" has been popularized in the media, trying to make light of an undesirable yet minor situation; however like any pop culture word (or suffix in this case) it's becoming less helpful and more annoying with its overuse.

Related suffix: "-pocalypse"

Can also affixed as "-geddon." hyphen not always used.
The roads are closed due to a recent 'snow-mageddon'

John Madden recently went insane during a football game and it resulted in madden-mageddon
-mageddon by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011
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P. R.-Mageddon

Appearing as the w0rd on The Colbert Report it means to have a public relations shit storm.
BP's summer has been a P. R.-Mageddon

romageddon 

When you win a two day megaupload account and download every rom that you've sort of heard of back to back.
Wtf, "Janitor II: Another Day in the Life"? I'll download that during my next romageddon probably.
romageddon by roMASTER March 22, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026