ADHDMom's definitions

momoffee

Moms who drink coffee together after they drop their kids off at school. Momoffee

Hey ladies let’s meet for Momoffee after drop off.

by ADHDMom December 29, 2017

Momber

Momber, is a mom Uber driver that takes kids to and from sporting event, school, after school activities and supplies juice boxes and snacks while the kids kick back and argue.

Come on y’all the momber is ready to take us to school and she has juice boxes and Chocolate milk.

by ADHDMom February 17, 2023

Taxidad

Taxidad, a dad who drives kids to and from school, after school events, sporting events, play dates and Target.

I had to Taxidad my daughter from school to home, home to school .

by ADHDMom February 17, 2023

Ubercurity

It’s when old people who collect social security call and Uber, because they are too old to drive.

I gotta call an ubercurity for my grandma because I don’t trust her to drive anymore.

by ADHDMom May 22, 2018

Kidrama

When kids are dramatic about everything, crying, pouting toddlers or all kids.

I have a headache from all the kidrama this morning!

by ADHDMom January 12, 2021

Bolate

A bolate is a combination of a bowl and a plate. They are round, to shallow to be a bowl but to do deep to be a plate.

My wife wants to buy these goofy bolates, but I need a real damn bowl.

by ADHDMom October 5, 2019