your mom gay lol

this is the worst insult you can ever use against someone. this will end their career in one complete swipe.

Preacher: Make sure to-
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Preacher: dies

your mom gay lol by lil booty wipe January 3, 2018

shut your mom 

shut your mom

shut your mom! shut your entire mom! your entire mom is shut! omg you're dogwater! your wiener is built like a tic tac!!

shut your mom by enderm4n January 25, 2021

your mom gay 

this is deadass the worst insult you could ever use against someone. any time it is used it will automatically end their career in one strike.

Jeff: hello sir
CEO: get out of my office
Jeff: your mom gay
CEO: *dies*

your mom gay by HeyBeter February 14, 2018

Your mom gay 

Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.

Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.

Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*

Your mom gay by whoreboys March 3, 2018

your mom 

The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.

1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.

your mom by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty

kid: i fucked your mom last night

i fucked your mom by mih naem jeff May 12, 2017

Doin your mom 

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
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You know we straight with doin your mom

i'm doin your mom on saturday

Doin your mom by bigmoneymatt February 24, 2020