The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom
. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom
or when you're talking to someone's mom
), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69
john: As often as I 69 your mom
every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom