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A cross between a moron and a Polock. Half way to a honyock.
John is a fucking Molock.
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A dumb kind of person who thinks they know everything & tries to teach you PvP in games (for instance Elden Ring)
Bro, I know how to space the JL1... stop being such a molock
Molock by Timmyofastora May 31, 2023
Related Words
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modockin 

extremely fast, running hard
That old buick was modockin it down the drag.
modockin by 16grem72 September 1, 2007

Moloko Drencrum 

A type of drug laced milk that appeared in Stanly Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange. They drink it in the begining of the movie/book.
"The Korova Milk Bar sells Milk Plus: milk plus synthemesc, vellocet, or Moloko drencrum, which is what we were drinking. This will sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence."
Moloko Drencrum by Nick S[last name] November 14, 2007

modocking 

crazey fast, to move with a quickness,hauling ass, to scurry along a path.
Sue and I were modocking down the highway!
The farmer aimed a shotgun at us so we modoked out there!
modocking by dave cool June 27, 2007

Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
A person of low intellect, but not necessarily a bad nature. A buffoon. Noun that can be used as a verb.
(N) Good lord, let's just pass this moleck or we'll be late.

(V) He's a good kid, but let's be honest, he tends to moleck things up sometimes.
moleck by Bonstey July 3, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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