Polock

Somebody that ain’t worth a fuck

-Do you know this guy?
-Yeah that guy’s a polock.

by LauLau1738 March 11, 2025

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

Bloody Polock

Breakfast drink consisting of Polish Vodka, V-8 Vegetable juice, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and lemon. Served with garnish of pickled onion and cured meat (preferably Kielbasa)

Had to have a Bloody Polock this morning to set me straight.

by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011

dirty polock

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she runs outside and shits in the yard. Confused the next day she yells at the neighbors dog.

That bitch is always blaming her dirty polocks on the neighbors dog.

by King Pat February 12, 2007

Bear Polock

a. A spinoff of bear jew from "Inglorious Bastards" for Polish people.

b. The godliest Xbox Live name I've ever seen.

Tim: Yo Bear Jew was a beast!

Dylan: Call me the Bear Polock.

Bubba: I'm a stupid guinea.

by Beast that ate Bethpage September 1, 2009

The Crimson Pollock

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.

After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.

by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012

Plock

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

by Sews October 8, 2017