a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty ass on their chest.
can also be refered to as scooting the mooky
"man i fucked this dirty bitch last night. she let me fuckin mooky scoot her."
"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.