moleck

A person of low intellect, but not necessarily a bad nature. A buffoon. Noun that can be used as a verb.

(N) Good lord, let's just pass this moleck or we'll be late.

(V) He's a good kid, but let's be honest, he tends to moleck things up sometimes.

by Bonstey July 3, 2017

Maleckar

Maleckar:~ A strong person with only good qualities.
1.A person who keeps on giving when they don't have anything left to give.
2.A person of strong character and high integrity.
3.A volunteer firefighter.
4.Someone with foresight(enough to beat you at your own game.)

"Man, the way you do things, you must be a Maleckar."

by Bill1296 March 28, 2008

Molecularsexual

A Molecularsexual is someone who has a sexual attraction towards molecules. They most likely would have an attraction towards the “ball and stick” or “van der waals” models. A molecularsexual would probably be attracted to a water molecule model because of the two hydrogen atoms looking like an ass if you look at the van der waals model.

Molecularsexual: Oh my gosh I want to fuck the water molecule so bad!
Normal person: What the- How would you have sex with a freaking molecule?

by thepres1’s Stuff March 21, 2022

Moecki

1. Derived from the Latin root moecha.
Pronounced mo-eK-ee. The proper word for man whore.

2. A man who sleeps with as many people as possible.

"How many girls did Terence sleep with last night?"

"I don't know, maybe 25, what a moecki...."

by Latin iz fo lovahsss March 1, 2008

Molecular Scope

A well known flash animation in the chemistry world that is a just a bit too popular among some who take high school chemistry.

Teacher: Today we will...
Jhoon: Molecular Scope?
Teacher: No
Class: Awwwwwww

by PointyBagels May 20, 2010

moleskine

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.

"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."

by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

Moleskates

Skates with moles for wheels

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'

by sneakybitch March 20, 2009