Moistuii
Moistuii by Lobstwerchild July 24, 2021
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Posterize Moisturize
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016
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Does Chris moisturize?
Does Chris moisturize?
Does Chris moisturize? by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019
moisturiser
moisturiser by An Oil of Olay Representative September 15, 2003
Taiwanese Moisturizer
Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.
Taiwanese Moisturizer by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019
Moisturize Me Daddy
Moisturize Me Daddy by White Retard February 6, 2018
Moisturizer
A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.
Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"
Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."
Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."
Moisturizer by Anna! =) December 1, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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