Moisturizer

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

by Anna! =) December 02, 2009

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A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

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Pertaining to the state of being moist or damp, such as a towel or cloth that has been dipped in a pool of liquid.

To my great discontent, the cup had left a moisturous residue of epic proportions on the antique wooden desk.

by Cramshaw February 19, 2009

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n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

by gnostic1 November 09, 2012

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