A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.
Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"
Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."
Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."
by Anna! =) December 2, 2009
by Smashgirl May 30, 2017
Pertaining to the state of being moist or damp, such as a towel or cloth that has been dipped in a pool of liquid.
To my great discontent, the cup had left a moisturous residue of epic proportions on the antique wooden desk.
by Cramshaw February 19, 2009
n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.
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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.
Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
by gnostic1 November 9, 2012
The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.
Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.
by MoistUncle August 17, 2021
by Ricardo G. March 17, 2005
by Ramon Rey February 9, 2015