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When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

Moisturize by Bootles December 30, 2005

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Moisturize

After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....

Dude...i moisturized that bitch...

Moisturize by .mG July 20, 2006

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Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

Moisturize Me Daddy by White Retard February 6, 2018

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Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

Moisturize my situation by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

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Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

Moisturize the chicken by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016

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moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

moisturize some elbows by ass istant December 12, 2009

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Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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