Moistrd

To describe the very texture and feelings of an object. Sometimes, it can take on the form of evidence that one cannot pronounce English words in a state of mind.

Wow! That’s very moistrd.

I can’t contain my extreme happiness. It’s like moistrd.

As you can see, you need to add water to make the solution moistrd.

by ColiMacBrocli February 6, 2019

Moistard

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'

Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!

by The chair May 8, 2010

Moistdon

If some one is very moist or wet they are a moistdon

Adam is a Moistdon

by Swamalamb May 27, 2019

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

Moisted

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone

Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!

by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010

Moistidity

the combo of moist and humidity into one word

the moistidity in my cigar humidor is perfect

by angelhunter25 September 5, 2018

Moistress

Moistress, one who shivers upon hearing the word moist. Lurned into the depths of deviation, being a moistness has responsibilities, like fetish parties, black-rooms, and schnitzels... Ja!

Hey Nic! You’re such a girl! You’re such a fucking moistress!

by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019