humidor 

An airtight container for keeping tobacco or cigars moist.

My grandpa puts his tobacco in a humidor.

humidor by Tingle Likes Rupees September 22, 2013

Dutch Humidor 

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

Dutch Humidor by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

Chocolate Humidor by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

Cuban Cigar Humidor

The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product

I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban cigar humidor on Samantha

Cuban Cigar Humidor by babyistillloveyou March 17, 2009

vagina humidor 

The act of inserting a cigar into a vag during sex.

Oh Man! He Bill totally had his game on! She got him off while doing her with a cigar! He used her like a vagina humidor!

vagina humidor by va j j October 11, 2018

Humider 

More humid that’s it and that’s all. Not to be confused with Humidor.

Wow it sure is humider today!

Humider by coolkidsscience July 17, 2023

Humicorn 

Incredibly fast and strong, half human half unicorn.

Not to be confused with a humicoruppy.

Dumb bitch 1: Hes like... incredibly fast and strong!
Dumb bitch 2:Hes like a mystical creature that's... fast and strong
Dumb bitch1: I know right? Hes like... a unicorn! ... but a human
Together in unison: A humicorn!

Humicorn by agentofsecretstuff November 30, 2010