The chocolate humidor is a
male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products
moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars
will lose moisture within
2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a
dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar
moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.
Steve asked
Brenda if she'd moisten his
dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said.
Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."