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Moistake 

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake
Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.
Moistake by fruityooty April 11, 2021

Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle
Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".
Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

misrated 

[Rated] incorrectly. Often used to describe [DDR] song difficulty ratings
This song is misrated, it should be an 8.
misrated by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

moistmaker 

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
moistmaker by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.
Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

Moisterbate 

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
Moisterbate by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011