2 definitions by toddler

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The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
by toddler November 09, 2004
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ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.

Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.
Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.
by toddler November 15, 2004
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