moistie

The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".

I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.

by toddler November 10, 2004

moistie

A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie

Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?

by Sheriff Sherry March 7, 2019

Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

by Jazpur September 30, 2012

moisty

a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot

fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty

by ally456 October 22, 2008

moisty

adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)

"That man made me all moisty."

by breivegan August 13, 2003

Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

moisty

female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.

Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."

her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."

him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."

her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 18, 2009